Friday, October 26, 2012

THERE WILL BE NO SALAD IN HEAVEN

My friend Carol Jones died this week. When a friend dies who is not that much older than you , you tend to think about dying a little more than you normally do.

So as I walked to the tabernacle this week I begin talking with God and telling Him my thoughts on dying. (Like He really needed me to tell Him anything.) 

I shared with Him the words I had heard my Mama say on the day she died. She said, “He knows I’m not afraid and He won’t ever leave me”.  I told Him the words I heard my Daddy say on the day he went home. He said, “I’m not afraid to die and I know where I’m going”. Then I proceeded to tell Him how I didn't want to leave Keva to be by herself and how much I’d miss my loved ones and how much I’d miss our walks in the woods. I told Him how much I’d miss that little place on Poplar Springs Road that He has given me to tend. Then I shut up and listened. If you don’t do that very often you need to try to make a habit of it. We need to do a lot more listening to God than we do telling Him stuff.

He simply and kindly reminded me that Jesus had gone to prepare a place for me. My friend, my savior, my brother, the one who gave Himself for me……was getting “my” place ready. He knows what I like and He is fixin’ it just for me.  Wow, if that don’t light your fire, you’ve got some really wet wood.  

I imagine that if He knows what I like and is getting that all set up, He also knows what I don’t like and will be making sure I don’t have to endure those things.

With that in mind I thought I’d make a short list of things that I don’t expect to experience when I get to Heaven.  There are many but I’ll just share a few of them with you.

·        There will be no slow drivers in Heaven. If you decide to drive your chariot down the streets of gold and you want to take a slow leisurely drive, I’m sure there will be a passing lane.  I won’t have to sit in traffic or wait in line behind some dear old saint who can’t drive over 20 MPH. 

·        As a matter of fact, I don’t think there will be any lines in Heaven. No waiting in line to get to see Jesus (I don’t know how that will work but I am somehow sure it will). No waiting in line to splash in the river of life or to eat from the tree of life…..just walk right up and enjoy.

·        There will be no “heartburn” in Heaven. I will eat at the marriage supper of the Lamb and won’t have to worry if I eat a bit too much. I’ll leave my Pepto when I go. 

·        And speaking of eating, don’t you just hate it when you have to eat healthy stuff instead of what you enjoy? I asked a health specialist once how to tell if food was good for you. She said, “Put it in your mouth and if it taste good spit it out it’s probably not good for you.”

Beth Moore said that if there is one piece of grilled or baked chicken in Heaven she will scream. If there is salad there, I’ll join her.

Just saying all that to remind you that Heaven is going to be great. The Word says, “eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither hath entered into the heart of man, the things that God has prepared for them that love Him”. Carol Jones was a man who loved God and I bet he is not disappointed this morning.  I'm sure I won't be either.  

So if one day, you happen to see me standing in line somewhere at the salad bar you can pretty much bet that my mind is not on what I’m about to put on my plate. My mind will be somewhere else. I’m probably thinking about Home. 

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